Best Names at Aintree Saturday 5th April

There’s often much politically incorrect talk of the “Housewife’s Choice” in betting around big events like the Grand National -that is, people who don’t normally bet and so go for the pretty grey horses. Click here for a list of the greys running in the 2008 Grand National.

I’m all for silly strategies as I seldom gamble myself. I once pulled off an each-way bet at 40-1 on Wensleydale Web for very, very spurious reasons (the only racing expert I know is from Wensleydale -a contradiction, I know).

So to help those who really don’t care about form, trainers, handicaps or any more of that paraphernalia, I’ve compiled a list of the most interesting names at Aintree on Saturday.

  • Hide the Evidence (1:45pm Aintree)
  • Ingratitude (wouldn’t you just love to have a name like that! 1:45pm Aintree)
  • Oh Crick (1:45pm Aintree)
  • Kruguyrova (you’ll be drinking Krug if you win 2:15pm Aintree)
  • Chomba Womba (2:50pm Aintree)
  • Straw Bear (2:50pm Aintree)
  • Coq Hardi (-the housewife’s choice, surely! 3:25pm Aintree)
  • Superior Wisdom (3:25pm Aintree)
  • Hennessy (more product placement, a good drink for winners though 3:25pm Aintree)
  • Don’t Push It (Agressive name at the 3:25pm, Aintree)
  • Comply or Die (sounds like the title of a James Bond film or one of those cheesy cop chase documentaries 4:15pm Aintree)
  • Idle Talk (Costs lives, 4:15pm Aintree)
  • Tumbling Dice (It might tumble at the fence or roll out some luck for the punters, 4:15pm Aintree)
  • Butler’s Cabin (who said racing isn’t full of aristocrats? 4:15pm Aintree)
  • Bewley’s Berry (makes me think of Ferris Bewler and Bewley Park, 4:15pm Aintree)
  • Contraband (shouldn’t win it, but anything can happen at the Grand National and I like its cheeky name, 4:15pm Aintree)
  • The Entomologist (an apt name for this exercise, 5pm Aintree)
  • Gripit N Tipit (childish behaviour, 5pm Aintree)
  • Honest John (5:35pm Aintree)
  • Touch of Irish (for anyone Irish, 5:35pm Aintree)

Some Linked Names:

  • Take the Breeze (1:45pm Aintree)
  • Baily Breeze (relaxing image, 4:15pm Aintree)
  • Tidal Bay (2:15pm Aintree)
  • Blencathra Bay (favourite place in the Lake District 5:35pm Aintree)
  • Artiste Bay (3:25pm Aintree)
  • According to Pete (I have an Uncle called Pete -might be a good choice! 3:25pm)
  • My Petra (5pm Aintree)
  • Peters Pride (5:35pm Aintree)
  • Theatre Diva (5pm Aintree)
  • Minella Theatre (5:35pm Aintree)
  • Cloudy Lane (relaxing image, 4:15pm Aintree)
  • Cloudy Times (5:35pm Aintree)
  • Grand Bleu (3:25pm Aintree)
  • Tagula Blue (3:25pm Aintree)
  • Vodka Bleu (4:15pm Aintree)
  • Copper Bleu (5:35pm Aintree)
  • Simply Blue (5:35pm Aintree)

There are loads of horses with “King” in their names since horse racing is the sport of kings, so I haven’t listed them all here.

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