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After being bitten by a toxic spider in France, Paula Radcliffe found that she could climb upside down and shoot webs from her wrists. The 34-year old Olympian is planning to use her new-found superpowers to claw back her marathon title: “It’s really amazing the speed that you can get up through the air” Radcliffe [...]

After many years of difficult research, we’re finally able to release the finding’s of our study into human lifestyles since the mid 1990s, here are the results in graph form:
I gathered this important data from the very best ever Facebook group - You’re Having a Graph - which you all need to join by pressing [...]

What with our recent notoriety and all, and my recent habit of telling everyone we live underground in an extinct volcano, things seem to be taking a turn for the better here at The World’s Greatest Blog.
For example, the increased numbers of visitors to this site allows me to play some stupid games, mostly on [...]

Badgers attacking frogs - we all know it happens, but how frequently?
We collated the data, which makes some interesting viewing - there’s millions of unreported badger attacks on frogs each year, so obviously, this cannot be considered a conclusive study:

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Watch this great optical illusion!
This is a good example of how weird our brains are. If you follow the pink moving dot around with your eyes, all the dots stay pink.

But, if you stare at the cross in the middle, the moving dot turns green, and all the other dots slowly fade away.
Strange, but true. [...]

In the past week, Britney Spears has come in for a lot of criticism, and has been the subject of much debate.
There have been questions and recriminations flying around the media in unequal measure. However, The World’s Greatest Blog can explain Britney’s recent misfortune: she has been tipped over the edge by the rising tide [...]

I found this on Jon Cow’s excellent blog, and have to say it is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long while:

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This made me laugh.

In keeping with our commitment to democracy and freedom of speech we would like to lend our support to “Chaser’s War on Everything” and publish their most controversial of segments. John Howard responded to this song by saying “you blokes are a lot funnier when you pick on someone who’s alive”. Obviously he wasn’t referring [...]

As a fair chunk of people have been coming to this site looking for “Rugby Jokes” - following the few poor efforts I had made during the 2007 Rugby World Cup, I have decided to give these people what they are so clearly looking for: the most comprehensive collection of funny rugby jokes available anywhere [...]

Question: How do you lose a wallaby?
Answer: Fit a Stirling Mortlock.
Question: What’s the difference between a Wallaby and a teabag?
Answer: A teabag stays in the cup longer!
Question: Why do the Wallabies differ from a woman’s bra?
Answer: They have lots of support, but no cup.
And here’s a longer one for you…
Before the Rugby World Cup Quarter-Final [...]