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This is the second installment of the Essential Australia series of photos. These pictures sum up Australia quickly, having spent a year doing a lap of the country.
The Lost Service Station
After driving around 60 kilometers along gravel and dirt, in the first long drive of our trip, into Alpine Victoria (on the back road to [...]

Triple J, the only decent Australian radio station have begun playing the Chemical Brothers song “The Salmon Dance” a lot.
It is incredibly catchy, and pretty funny. After hearing it, I wanted to check out the video. Lo and behold, here it is:

Awesome.

I check my Google Analytics every now and again and it is often funny to see what people have been searching for when they get onto some of my websites. This website throws up the strangest variations, probably due to the fact that we write about pretty much everything, and that the site does well [...]

Life has been pretty busy over the past couple of weeks, as we’ve moved into yet another house, got some low-key work, and been involved with a few more web projects. Here is a brief run-down of the latter:
The Museum of Goalkeeping

Which can be found at www.goalkeeping-museum.com, is a website I have designed and set [...]

We were awoken by two rather chatty Japanese men who were having a hilarious conversation in the shower. At around 5:30am, something very funny was being discussed in the men’s wash room.

At 7:15am we were stung for $25 each for entry to the national park. When converted to sterling and the three day validity taken [...]

Anna, a fellow traveler who I worked with in Sydney, turned up unexpectedly in Brisbane just after Rob and I had decided to leave. Over a bottle of wine we quickly resolved to travel North together. In celebration of this excellent decision we proceeded to paint the town red.
It just so happened that the USS [...]

Don’t worry, I haven’t started writing about myself in the third person like Rio “it shouldn’t happen to Rio Ferdinand” Ferdinand and Audley “Audley Harrison is ready” Harrison.
I have, however, been creating more and more groups on Facebook. I’ve created all kinds of great groups on Facebook, too numerous to list on here. Just seek [...]

Right, we’ve finished out tenancy and are heading off up the East coast tomorrow morning.
Hopefully, we’ll be in Byron Bay by the weekend, and should be spending Saturday or Sunday on the beach. We also hope to spot some whales at some point too, if they are available, though apparently they are busy swimming up [...]

Recently I have noticed a huge upsurge in the number of television programs which feature surviving disasters, it’s the old triumph-over-adversity stuff that we really want to see nowadays. But what’s happened to gardening on tv? A couple of years ago, you couldn’t switch a tv set on without seeing some guy pruning or mulching, [...]

Linda bought me a copy of FHM (the Australian version) yesterday, while she was hanging around waiting for a train, and yet again I’ve read something with which I take issue.
“What’s a bigger waste of life - posting your every thought on an internet blog, or playing Dungeons & Dragons?
Blogging - no one is interested [...]