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Here are some ideas for those of you planning a prank before midday tomorrow. Beware though -several April Fools‘ Day pranksters have been jailed for causing public nuisances and devaluing major companies! The safest way to prank is to use a name or series of words that are anagrams or pnuemonics of APRIL FOOLS or [...]

I noted with interest yesterday the reaction to the death of Jeremy Beadle.
A couple of months ago, we featured the “Eulogy Song” from Chaser’s War on Everything which suggests that even bastards become heroes after death. While I’m in no way saying that Jeremy Beadle was a bastard, not at all, it was funny to [...]

As a fair chunk of people have been coming to this site looking for “Rugby Jokes” - following the few poor efforts I had made during the 2007 Rugby World Cup, I have decided to give these people what they are so clearly looking for: the most comprehensive collection of funny rugby jokes available anywhere [...]

After England’s wonderful display in the Rugby World Cup 2007 Semi-Final versus the host nation, France, I have decided to get hold of the key pictures of the event. These photos have been sourced from around the globe for everyone’s enjoyment, visit the links below the photograph to see the image in its original context. [...]

Question: How do you lose a wallaby?
Answer: Fit a Stirling Mortlock.
Question: What’s the difference between a Wallaby and a teabag?
Answer: A teabag stays in the cup longer!
Question: Why do the Wallabies differ from a woman’s bra?
Answer: They have lots of support, but no cup.
And here’s a longer one for you…
Before the Rugby World Cup Quarter-Final [...]

Don’t worry, I haven’t started writing about myself in the third person like Rio “it shouldn’t happen to Rio Ferdinand” Ferdinand and Audley “Audley Harrison is ready” Harrison.
I have, however, been creating more and more groups on Facebook. I’ve created all kinds of great groups on Facebook, too numerous to list on here. Just seek [...]

This cartoon was found here!
I thought it was pretty funny, even if the March madness thing is a reference (I think) to American sports…
Reminds me of one of the crappy lecturer jokes that I got from all the politics guys at university:
“What’s the weather like in Iraq? Well, it’s sunni in the North, but its [...]